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Your southern can is worth a dollar a half a pound

I have to step up on my platform, and call all of my Orlando pals to hear my speech regarding our "City Beautiful".

Will you give me back my dime?

Here I am again. Unmotivated, unsuccessful, unpublished, undesirable, uneducated, unmarketable, unemployed me.

I applied for at least 50 jobs online today. The only phone calls I got back were from the phone company who had to change my service for me because I can't afford frivolous things like Caller ID, some credit card collection agencies and my mother.